White F*** Off, I'm Gardening T-Shirt

For the gardener who prefers plants over people. Whether you're knee-deep in soil or just enjoying some peaceful pruning, this tee lets everyone know you’re not to be disturbed. Perfect for those who take their garden time seriously - and their social time sparingly.

• Fit: Regular – comfy and relaxed, with a little extra length so you can crouch down, pull those weeds, and stay covered. Size up for a looser fit!
• Fabric: Mid-weight, 180 GSM, 100% combed cotton – durable yet soft, just like your favourite well-loved plant.
• Feel: Smooth, breathable, and ready for all-day wear.

🌱 Sizing Guide 🌱
This tee runs true to size with a classic fit (check the sizing chart here). If you like things a little roomier, size up!